i fucked up my upenn app, i sent it 3 min before the deadline cuz the site was being so fucking slow. i opted not to look it over...BIG MISTAKE. ugh worst typos everrrrrrrrrrrrr, i sound like an esl student! they're never gonna believe that i wrote the other essays myself! fuck it. fuck the system! i don't even know if i'm leaving canada, why is it such a big deal? also: Columbia. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

i'm going on a killing spree
....starting with every admissions officer and college counselor.


i sound like such an idiot in my upenn app. what do they expect when they ask u what u do for fun! i talked about youtube. it failed. miserably.

it ASTOUNDS me that i've been accepted somewhere. no joke, it was that bad. i still have an ounce of pride that keeps me from copy pasting that abomination. i talked about hip gyrations..................